When you have a friend who is 924781x prettier than you
and every guy is in love with her, you just sit there like;
Then she calls her self ugly;
IF YOU’RE UGLY. WTF AM I?
always..
A girl got a tattoo of a seashell on her inner thigh.
She put her boyfriends head down there
and asked “can you hear the ocean?”
he said ” no but I can smell the fish”
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
